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People who are e-cool generally have no social life, or are completely insecure about the one they have.
They seek constant acceptance amongst their online brethren by proudly displaying every achievement of their meaningful lives for others to see. Favorite topics amongst those who adhere to the e-cool ethos include doing drugs, drinking loads and still being fine (or being hardcore, see "Ripper") or whenever they've pulled a girl. Either way, denizens of the internet mock their pathetic attempts at social interaction and proceed to flame them. The veracity of such claims is generally unfounded, which makes it even funnier when it all falls apart and turns out to be a lie.
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total fuckhead.

somebody who is a total fuckhead and argues you and thinks they "win" on the internet due to their own ignorance and stupidity.

these people usually hide their head in the sand and ignore the real world.
person1: man... did you see that tryhard who always jumps on the bandwagon

person2: yes i sure did, his name is DAMO46 and is a massive ignorant fool who thinks he is so E-cool. total failure at life though.
E-cool by inutama July 13, 2009
Related Words
e-cool cool-e-o COOLM_E_L_O_N E.L. Cool e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z

cool-e-o 

year books are cool-e-o
cool-e-o by Courtney May 13, 2003

E.L. Cool 

the coolest guy on earth!

äáï àãí äëé îâðéá áòåìí!
i wish i will be E.L. Cool whan i grow up..
E.L. Cool by E.L. Cool July 1, 2003

E.L. Cool 

Brother of E.U Freeze.

Cross refrence D.C. Go GO scene, hip hop, chocolate city.
E. U. Freezee Y'all Yall ysll....Is E.L Cool in the Place? Your wanted in the bathroom...
E.L. Cool by Bob Diddicty August 2, 2003

COOLM_E_L_O_N 

Maybe God some places but not all places
Wow you are such a COOLM_E_L_O_N
To be 'cool' online, having peons and ops in lots of IRC channels, being the ownage in online games. But no one knows you are a 200 pound fatty sitting on the computer. Yay for the internet prism.
coL.Warden is so eCool. = google him.
eCool by opps[x5] 4 iZZy August 16, 2006