ecoli 

A luke-warmblooded mammal, whose natural habitat is any environment within closer range of a CRT monitor or keyboard. Its diet is composed primarily of highly caffeinated and/or alcoholic liquids. Occasionally sighted on efnet, very little physical evidence of it exists. Anthropologists have debated the existence of "ecoli" for years.

see syn. at unix nerd, perlboy, ninja

<ecoli> omg stfu! rtfm, ffs.

ecoli by charlie root February 5, 2003

ecoli 

gothqueer

he likes the smiths and flat chested *girls*

ecoli by starrie July 22, 2003

ecoli willy 

when having anal intercourse with a male or female, pull penis out of anal cavity and insert into ear cavity. thus giving subject an ecoli willy.

ecoli willy (noun) after i fucked tiffany in the butt, I pulled my dick out and stuck it in her ear giving her an ecoli willy

ecoli willy by buttbummer January 6, 2012

vaginal ecoli 

Fungal growth in said vagina caused from having ANAL sex and then getting FUCKED in the PUSSAY.

Aileen is a Mexican stripper. One day a male paid her and she let him fuck her in the ass. He then paid her to let him immediately fuck her in the pussy. This caused her to acquire vaginal ecoli and become very ill!

vaginal ecoli by WINOS FOR JESUS July 7, 2011

The Pox-Eclipse 

(derived from apocalypse)
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.

see Mad Max Wasteland

Looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start.

It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!

And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.

The Pox-Eclipse by a random name generator April 12, 2019

ecodiculious 

A phrase used when one encounters a product or organization who tries, in the most rediculious way, to associate themselves with an environmentally "green" or "friendly" sort of way. Generally, this term is conjured when terribly un-green or un-environmentally friendly things or groups are trying to ride this popular trend for marketing purposes alone.

The fact that "Agent Orange" is being touted as a "green" farming defoliant is absolutely ecodiculious!!

or

I saw a doorstop being sold as "environmentally friendly." That's ecodiculious!

ecodiculious by glamrocker December 23, 2009

Total Eclipsing 

The act of placing one of your ass cheeks firmly into the ass crack of another person and vice versa. Both parties must press as hard as they can, and complete the total eclipse. WARNING: THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE! DO NOT FART!

My wife and I have never been that good at cuddling until we started Total Eclipsing.

That girl's ass is so thick I think she'd crush me if we tried Total Eclipsing!

It was so hot to watch those girls stop, drop, flip it, and start Total Eclipsing it.

She was so heartbroken after her boyfriend broke up with her. How was she to know she needed to fart during their Total Eclipsing?

ACT NOW AND GET THE "HOT ASSES TOTAL ECLIPSING Vol 5." NOW!!

Total Eclipsing by DMonkage May 14, 2014