eBellish 

Embellish nonsense by backing it up with the rediculous electronic internet searches. Creating ones own website in order to back up ones own bullshit.

In order to eBellish my resume, and get a better job, I started my own rocketsurgery web page. Now I am a rocketsugeon!

eBellish by NPSanto October 25, 2010

embellisher 

Someone who tends to exaggerate their accomplishments to impress others. There may be a kernel of truth in their claims -- making it difficult to call 'bullshit' on them, not to mention the social risk involved in doing so -- but their exaggeration extends far beyond what might be considered remotely truthful.

More often than not, a dorky male with no real accomplishments to their name.

Jill: I've taken up learning the violin as a hobby.
Jack the embellisher: Oh, well I used to be a concert violinist.
Jack's friend: Lay it off dude, you learnt the violin for 8 weeks in primary school, and gave it up because you found it too hard.

embellisher by Ben3141 July 30, 2009

Embellishtician

A person who completely makes up statistic or fact to make a point in conversation, either on purpose or by mistake.

"Joey is such the embellishtician. He said that there are more grizzly bears in Montana than there are people."

Embellishtician by The Comma Cowboy June 24, 2009

Follicular Embellishment

The act of drastically improving a persons hairstyle under the influence

Have you seen Basti lately?! Holy rusty cunt-bucket that dude must have undergone some serious follicular embellishment!

Follicular Embellishment by giggedygiggedygiggedygoo November 29, 2011

Embellished 

A assortment of decoration used to make an often ordinary object become more appealing.

The golden hued croissant was embellished beyond its original beautiful and delicious state.

Embellished by Corn1234 November 7, 2017

Embellish 

butter on toast or jelly or somethin

hey d'angelo wat did u have for breakfest this morning "well i had orange juice and some to toast wit alot of embellish on it"

Embellish by D'angelo moraza August 20, 2008

Embellish 

to destroy or put an end to someone in a social context, synonymous with smite.

late Middle English: from Old French emboliss-, lengthened stem of embolir, from Latin embolere ‘destroy’ or ‘smite’.

I cannot believe you blew up my minecraft village with TNT, those villagers were my friend. You are hereby embellished.

Embellish by BerlinBabe May 28, 2023