Embellished
Embellished by Corn1234 November 7, 2017
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Someone who tends to exaggerate their accomplishments to impress others. There may be a kernel of truth in their claims -- making it difficult to call 'bullshit' on them, not to mention the social risk involved in doing so -- but their exaggeration extends far beyond what might be considered remotely truthful.
More often than not, a dorky male with no real accomplishments to their name.
More often than not, a dorky male with no real accomplishments to their name.
Jill: I've taken up learning the violin as a hobby.
Jack the embellisher: Oh, well I used to be a concert violinist.
Jack's friend: Lay it off dude, you learnt the violin for 8 weeks in primary school, and gave it up because you found it too hard.
Jack the embellisher: Oh, well I used to be a concert violinist.
Jack's friend: Lay it off dude, you learnt the violin for 8 weeks in primary school, and gave it up because you found it too hard.
embellisher by Ben3141 July 30, 2009
Related Words
Embellishtician
A person who completely makes up statistic or fact to make a point in conversation, either on purpose or by mistake.
"Joey is such the embellishtician. He said that there are more grizzly bears in Montana than there are people."
Embellishtician by The Comma Cowboy June 24, 2009
Follicular Embellishment
Have you seen Basti lately?! Holy rusty cunt-bucket that dude must have undergone some serious follicular embellishment!
Follicular Embellishment by giggedygiggedygiggedygoo November 29, 2011
Embellish
to destroy or put an end to someone in a social context, synonymous with smite.
late Middle English: from Old French emboliss-, lengthened stem of embolir, from Latin embolere ‘destroy’ or ‘smite’.
late Middle English: from Old French emboliss-, lengthened stem of embolir, from Latin embolere ‘destroy’ or ‘smite’.
I cannot believe you blew up my minecraft village with TNT, those villagers were my friend. You are hereby embellished.
Embellish by BerlinBabe May 28, 2023
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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