e-vite

On-line electronic invitation to an individual or a group of people

As a reminder of the occasion this is your e-vite.

by +TEE+ February 25, 2009

Prox-e-vite

When a person throwing a party asks a friend to create the e-vite or facebook event for them.

1: Hey, my birthday is next week and I'm throwing a party, but I don't want it to sound like I'm throwing a party for myself, can you make a prox-e-vite for me?
2: But you are throwing a party for yourself.
1: Go f*** yourself

by Tpknt December 31, 2008

Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"

No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."

by PBMax June 13, 2008

evite

An electronic invitation. Much more likely to get you RSVP's than a snail mail invite. Offered by numerous online services.

"Did you just get the evite for Bill's costumer party? Who the hell is going to this thing anyway?"

by Pepperman September 29, 2005

Eviternity

This refers to a span of time being longer than eternity. Basically forever and beyond.

Her: How long will you love me, Kameron?

Him: For an eviternity.

by xMissMeow June 16, 2016

Eviternity

yuppers

Eviternity is when one person goes to someone else, says yuppers and walks away. :)

by iEviternity-- June 14, 2018

Evite

Evite - Slang Word Meanin’ Premium Quality.

“Ohiopyle Prints Inc Gettin' Ever Rebranded As Evite & As The New & Ever Spankin' Unisex Fashion Label, Ever Inscribed At Cursive Writin', Ever With The Slogan, "Evite Ever Products At Ever Premium Quality", Ever Gettin' Ish Ever Str8 Dope Ever Sold To Its Customers Likewise The Unisex Fashion Label, Next, & Ever Headquartered At West 125 Street, Harlem At NYC With Its Shop Locations At All The Major Cities At Anywhere Wherever & Ever Owned By The Goonie, Ever Street Thug, Harlem aka Flea. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - The Goonie, Ever Street Thug, Harlem aka Flea.

by Hzr September 15, 2020