An electronic invitation. Much more likely to get you RSVP's than a snail mail invite. Offered by numerous online services.
"Did you just get the evite for Bill's costumer party? Who the hell is going to this thing anyway?"
by Pepperman September 29, 2005
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Able to be avoided, evaded, or escaped; Uncertain; Unnecessary; Not necessarily sure to occur, happen, or come; Alterable.
The evitable result of life is death. Assuming you are immortal.
by Cody Schatzle October 01, 2007
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High School In Mesa, Arizona with advanced classes including microsoft certified classes and culinary arts.
I'm taking a summer session there, learning Adobe Illustrator, Then Photoshop, Then Flash MX, Then Dreamweaver. I think i will win!
by BObo D. HObo July 10, 2004
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opposite of inevitability; quality of not just having to happen
Now that her campaign has recognized the evitability of her campaign success, they are having to make a lot of changes
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Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"
No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."
by PBMax June 13, 2008
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Evite - Slang Word Meanin’ Premium Quality.
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