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temporal dysplasia
A made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the passing of time. Mentioned in Freeform's "Stitchers"
temporal dysplasia by stitchmein June 9, 2016
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chronic hypernasal dysplasia
*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?
Just Mike sneezing.
He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia
Jesus what was that?
Just Mike sneezing.
He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia
chronic hypernasal dysplasia by SleepyDoc9000 July 2, 2017
Dysgeusia
Dyspencia
cortical dysplasia
This female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. It's onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. In adulthood, it progresses to extreme sexiness and good looks. The females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest KD Mac n Cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. In adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. Their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. Girls with this are definitely keepers.
"I need to find a girl named taylor whom has cortical dysplasia, I've always dreamed of being with a unicorn"
"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"
"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"
"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"
"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"
cortical dysplasia by j_rock123 February 20, 2017
Texting dysplasia
Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.
Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.
You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
Texting dysplasia by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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