Similar in historical beginnings as
ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate
english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.
It is characterized as substituing relatively
easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
Dwebonics: "Initiate
water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."
Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"