Similar in historical beginnings as
ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-
tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.
It is characterized as substituing relatively
easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through
valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."
Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the
Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD
player"