dwebonics

Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.

It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.

Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."

Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"

dwebonics by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007

Dimebonics 

A made up language that was created and popularized by Dimebag Darrell, the legendary guitarist of Pantera and Damageplan.

Do you understand what I'm sayin'? Of course not. Dimebonics.

Dimebonics by The Sza January 15, 2005

dumbonics 

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.

I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?

dumbonics by dmaestas March 2, 2010

Debonics 

Faux urban ghetto misspelling slang used by Dr. Deb Frisch in her blog posts and comments around the blogosphere.

"I couldn't understand anything she wrote because it was nothing but Debonics."

Debonics by McGehee September 6, 2006

twebonics 

The comical use of ebonics on twittter.

#Unacceptable 4 U WHORES 2 b poppin off 2nite then carryin ur hot, damp asses into church 2moro disrespectin the church benches...

Now that's twebonics.

twebonics by 1oro July 13, 2009

webonics 

The dialect of English used online. Especially in chat rooms and on bulletin boards.

LMAO... newbies can't understand webonics - STFU unless u r l337.

webonics by Geoff B August 2, 2003

Debonics 

The ability to temporarily alter one's speech patterns, vocabulary, and grammar from native Ebonics to a more standardized style of the English language, with the goal of improving communication and understanding.

You'd never guess my cousin was raised in the hood by his mastery of debonics around wealthy clients.

Debonics by Vellichor May 19, 2018