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dwarvy by dwarvy May 1, 2022

Dwarven bread 

In real life: A supposedly edible item that nobody actually tries to eat.

Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.

Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."

The smoke alarm in the kitchen sounds. "Looks like you made dwarven bread. I'll order pizza."

Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.

Dwarven bread by Puppy Zwolle November 1, 2014

Dwarvengnomen 

The holiday in which we celebrate our friendship with all the wee folk (Dwarves, Gnomes, Fairies, Pixies and Leprechauns and such.)
Celebrated on Nov 14th

Yeah, it's Nov 14th. Lets celebrate Dwarvengnomen.
Haben ein schönes dwarvengnomen.

Dwarvengnomen by dw6245 June 2, 2008

morphing dwarves 

When someone goes through emotions so quickly, you don't know where you stand. eg happy, grumpy, dopey etc.

Watch out. She's morphing dwarves again.

morphing dwarves by weaseltowers December 27, 2007

dwarves 

Perfection, that is what dwarves are, simply perfection. In the ages before myths the gods created the Dwarves, (stout, strong, short, and posessing a rare kind of genius) so that they might be the stewards of the world, and care for the lesser races such as the elves who are too busy nancing around poles to be much good.

Elves themselves were created to be burned. Hence the name "wood elf," short for "wood substitute."

A racial member of the Dwarves recounting his last worldly deed: "Oh aye, I helped that Elf's wife with her garden. It only took a minute for me to get her tulips to open, and then she let me plant a mighty oak below her bush. Which sadly might of been a crab apple."

dwarves by Stephen Reeves June 24, 2006

dwarving 

Holding your girl down during Netflix and chill and quoting Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones.

"My girl was so hot last night after i dwarved her"
"Yep, nothing makes a girl wetter than a good dwarving"

dwarving by swanny700 September 27, 2015

Dwarven Taco

A Dwarven Taco is a well manicured preferably braided pubis area of some females.

Dude, I was totally gonna go down on Tammy but she had a total Dwarven Taco and I couldn’t even find her hole

Dwarven Taco by Naty by Nature December 15, 2018