dusty don

hasnt had a shower in weeks and doesn't give the extra wing

u dusty don

by clarwencelovescyok February 23, 2021

dusty donkey

The act of an elderly male performing anal sex on a woman and simultaneously inserting his saggy (and/or wrinkly) ballsack into the woman's vagina.

Eddie totally gave Katie the dusty donkey last night.

by siduri71 January 7, 2010

Dusty Donut

A Dusty Donut is a sexual act in which one sexual partner sprinkles cocaine onto the other partners respected anal passageway before licking said passageway. This is so the mouth becomes numb due to the cocaine's anesthetic properties.

Jason was afraid of giving sharquiesha a rim job, so he snagged a sack of snow to flip a dusty donut.

by Dusty Donut November 20, 2017

dusty donut

Must summon the ashes of a deceased grandmother (preferably yours or your sexual life partner) only then to sprinkle on to the sexual organ of your said respected specimen (living) to then set It on fire... Your mission: put out the fire via intercourse. Commence the dusty donut. Your welcome ;)

Hey Chester, are we using Ethal or Agetha this time for the the dusty donut?

Chester: Ehh, Ethal i think died older... The finer the wine, the better :)

by TheMadrian June 28, 2016

Dreams don't turn to dust

A song by Owl City. If you don't know what that song is.... oh you wouldnt...!
Splashdown in the silver screen
Into a deep dramatic scene
I swim through the theater
Or maybe I'm just a dreamer
Like a kite in the bright midday
Wonder stole my breath away
Shy sonata for Mercury
The stars always sing so pretty
This picnic will soon depart
Real life, I'm sad to see you go
I'll miss you with all my heart
But I'd rather be alone
'Cause I couldn't live without
The sunsets that dazzle in the dusk
So I'll drag the anchor up
And rest assured, 'cause dreams don't turn to dust
Dreams don't turn to dust
I made for the countryside
And my eyes never grew so wide
Apple, raspberry, river blue
I don't wanna leave without you
In the sound I'll gladly drown
Into the emerald underground
I rub my eyes 'cause it's hard to see
Surrounded by all this beauty
This picnic will soon depart
Real life, I'm sad to see you go
I'll miss you with all my heart
But I'd rather be alone
'Cause I couldn't live without
The sunsets that dazzle in the dusk
So I'll drag the anchor up
And rest assured, 'cause dreams don't turn to dust
(There's more but I can't write it.. character limits :/)

Luke: Hey have you listened to Owl City?
Mike: Of course! Especially Fireflies!
Luke: how about Dreams don't turn to dust?
Mike; what song is that?
Luke: YOU CURSED BEING, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, DISGRACEFUL ILLEGAL OWL CITIZEN!

by SylveonGirl0522 September 14, 2025

Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.

Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.

by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018

dusts his donuts

When a dog brushes his feet on the grass or dirt after he defecates.

Bowzer always dusts his donuts after he poos.

by fyrwomn September 20, 2016