The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.
The act of dry humping while making out, mostly between "normalmormons" in Provo, Utah. A typical hookup among mormon millenials involves making out and durfing aka "dick surfing" at a lookout spot such as the Y parking lot or Squaw Peak
"Dude I totally hooked with this chick from my ward last night"
"Yeah? Is she good in bed?"
"I dont really know man we were just making out and durfing in the backseat of my car"
Durfing is the combination of the words Denim and Surfing. It’s a common act between 2 people who are remaining abstinent, but trying to show the highest level of affection possible. That, or they are just there to have fun. Either way, it’s a common pass-time of teenagers who aren’t ready for kids.
Bro! You’ll never believe it! I saw Jessica and Kyle Durfing in the Wendy’s Parking Lot!
The act, most commenly used by mormon girls, of dry humping through clothes. Often accompanied by blue balls on the part of the guy and a guilty concience in the part of the girl.
We were durfing so hard on her counter I thought my dick might break.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.