When someone under the influence of alcohol or drugs is unable to post a coherent statement online. It usually involves a string of non-sensical characters such as:
helpishoifdfoihzzzzzzzzz
I wish you wouldn't furgle durgle so I could understand what you'retalking about.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.