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dump trunks 

Loose, thread-bare fabric sagging in the seat of one's shorts that jostles about like one took a dump in their trunks. Occurs mostly to folks with odd-shaped bods and who believe shorts don't need washing as often as other garments. Will usually smell like bus seat and fecal grease in affected region.
"Connor can't get the smell of skid marks out of his mouth since he bit into Perry's filthy dump trunks."
dump trunks by Fauxby K February 21, 2020

dump your trunks 

To expel raw sewage into ones pants due to surprise, shock or disgust.
Surprise: When I realized Clarence was a girl, I almost dumped my trunks.

Disgust: When that new Avril Lavigne song came out on the radio, I pretty much dumped my trunks.

"Oh crap. I'm going to dump your trunks."

dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat 

The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.
So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.

dumptruckstation

They are gorgeous, HILARIOUS, and only speak the #truth (maybe speaking the Truth but flirting with his dad ;)

She gives off the best vibes, and I always feel safe around them.
Jagged Stone is kinda attractive don't you think?
NO, NOPE. Josie (dumptruckstation) is already married to him, don't let him hear you said that.