The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.
She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"