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dummyface 

an insult, such as one a four-year-old might use.

see dummyhead for more.
shut up you fucking dummyface!
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Dumbface 

Dumbface is a phenomenon that is like the were-wolf situation.

It happens to someone when they do or say something dumb that is so explicitly dumb that the dumbness begins shaping one's face into a dumbface.

Unfortunately, we have yet to find a cure but one day, this illness will be eradicated.
"Bro, I think Ethan caught the Dumbface."

"Oh sh**, run!"
Dumbface by jeronimoooooo October 28, 2014
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Nummyface 

Noun- {Num-eh-face}
1. An addendum to the term dsl, a phrase often used to describe a womans entire facial structure and general nummyness of the face. Used as a term of endearment by the more goofy couples, this term has been put into conversations since the ancient Mayan times.
Man 1 "Damn bro-asaurus look at the dsl's on that chica!"

Man 2 "Bro-chino she positively is all Nummyface for sure"
Nummyface by The Neepshow January 28, 2012
An unpleasant or humorous facial expression usually captured when a subject is unknowingly photographed. A dumpyface may also occur during a posed group photo. However, this typically only happens to one member of the group.
Say Cheese! Oh, shoot. We'll have to re-take this picture. Cassie has a dumpyface.
dumpyface by dumpypants August 23, 2011

Dumpface 

When you really have to take a poop and can't, at which point your face starts to look like you are sucking on a lemon.
Vitor and Danny where walking down the street, Vitor turned to Danny and said do u have to talk a dump, you have a DUMPFACE.
Dumpface by VBJUDGE202 August 17, 2011

yummyface 

Someone who has a face that is particularly yummy and you would like to ride
Boy: Hello sexy
Girl: Oh my god you have such a yummyface

Or

Hello yummyface
yummyface by Bxy December 11, 2006
No comment. (It's that "dum")
Dammit! Not another D+! I'm so stupet! I am such a dumface.
dumface by danq58 January 16, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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