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dumbson

Someone who is being very dumb or acting stupid.
Dad: Fred, you got a F on the science test!
Fred: Oh, sorry Dad, I guess I’m a dumbson.
by Dumbson March 22, 2021
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dumbonics

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.
I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?
by dmaestas March 2, 2010
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Dumbonstration

What results when easily-herded people gather to protest an issue that is not clearly understood by them. They make unintelligent, or just plain non-sensical "arguments". In a dumbonstration you can see people holding up signs as illogical as "Don't Kill Grandma," or "Get Your Gov't Hands OFF my Medi-Care."

Dumbonstrations are usually, but not always, results of lobbyists or companies with significant interest to push. These vested interests begin an astroturf effort, and recruit people who don't think critically about the issues. Consequently, what should have been a one-voiced demonstration of opposition to a clearly-defined topic devolves into a series of random rants and rambling with no sense of cohesion. Hence, you get comments that vary from the politically incorrect to the downright racist– reflecting the attitudes of the people that comprise the dumbonstration.
A certain non-news TV personalty is encouraging people to gather for what he calls "Tea Bag Protests." These usually devolve into a large, muddled dumbonstration.
by AvianEddy November 5, 2009
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dumbons

noun. the weightless, invisible, more prevelant of the intellect subatomic particles that obirt the heads of non-smart individuals. They can be lost by reading a book or doing math.

They are the opposite of smarticles
It's a whole lot of dumbons in Nadine and Courtney's Room.
by Genius Idiot Savant December 9, 2010
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dumbsnap

When you combine one half dumbledore and one half snape you get a person who just can't do anything right.
Wow. Brian stood you up. He's such a dumbsnap.
by Your face smells July 6, 2011
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Dumbsome

When something is so awesomely stupid, it becomes amazing
Her plan for the night sounded amazingly Dumbsome.
by Lcpj August 24, 2016
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Dumpson

Any person who sucks, especially if he or she smells bad.
You guys are a bunch of dirty dumpsons
by Nasty Turt January 29, 2008
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