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dumbfuckary 

When one acts solely on what they believe to be true but are too stupid to verify their sources. Usually an ongoing chain of events started by one dumb ass action or comment.
Normally I'm the first to accuse Tiscali of dumbfuckary, but in this case BT really has behaved scandalously.
dumbfuckary by TheD1 May 22, 2016
Words you can keep

dumbfuckery

1. The art or practice of being a dumbfuck.
2. The state or condition of being a dumbfuck.
dumbfuckery by T. Strange May 29, 2003

dumbfucklard 

A person who is a fucklard from the head to the feet including in totality, except the soul.

A person who has a brain made of lamb fat shredded with ear wax.
"Look mama, George Bush..."

"Oh, which country will that dumbfucklard attack now..."
dumbfucklard by Thandak January 5, 2008

Dumbfuckalitis 

Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.
Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"
Dumbfuckalitis by Cjks January 7, 2016

dumbfuckery

An act of extreme stupidity causing mayhem in one's own and especially others' lives on a very large scale.
Trump's dumbfuckery knows no limits.
dumbfuckery by Keeper of Critters January 28, 2017

dumbfucktard 

A person who is unable to follow simple Instructions to perform a simple task and then compounds their ineptness by adding their own particular brand of fucktardiness and dumbfuckery to make matters worse
Harold you dumbfucktard, you had one task and now we have no money, no self respect and no lives!!!!!!
dumbfucktard by Beardstard April 6, 2020

dumbfuckery

the act of being dumb, while being a fuck.
running outside in the winter butt-naked is dumbfuckery.
dumbfuckery by Rjay Santiaguel July 16, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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