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dumbfuckled 

as if struck dumb with complete stupidity and confusion
Wally was completely dumbfuckled by the number of fish I caught compared to him catching no fish at all.

dumbfucktard 

A person who is unable to follow simple Instructions to perform a simple task and then compounds their ineptness by adding their own particular brand of fucktardiness and dumbfuckery to make matters worse
Harold you dumbfucktard, you had one task and now we have no money, no self respect and no lives!!!!!!
dumbfucktard by Beardstard April 6, 2020

dumbfuckary 

When one acts solely on what they believe to be true but are too stupid to verify their sources. Usually an ongoing chain of events started by one dumb ass action or comment.
Normally I'm the first to accuse Tiscali of dumbfuckary, but in this case BT really has behaved scandalously.
dumbfuckary by TheD1 May 22, 2016

dumbfuckaryesesthesispenisjesusraisonsmaeybenspangus 

(dumbfuck-aryeys-es-thesis-penis-jesus-raison-maayben-spanus)
an expletive, specifically, an expletive attributive
used to describe someone so irritating, you have to use a word that is 52 letters long just to maybe make them stfu
God, our 5th grade teacher was such a throbbing dumbfuckaryesesthesispenisjesusraisonsmaeybenspangus

Dumbfuckari

When Scuderia Ferrari has the potential to win a race but poor strategy calls cost them victory.
Ferrari could have won today if it weren't for their Dumbfuckari from their strategy team.
Dumbfuckari by xImNotTheBestx March 8, 2026
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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