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dumbfuckery

1. The art or practice of being a dumbfuck.
2. The state or condition of being a dumbfuck.
dumbfuckery by T. Strange May 29, 2003

dumbfucklard 

A person who is a fucklard from the head to the feet including in totality, except the soul.

A person who has a brain made of lamb fat shredded with ear wax.
"Look mama, George Bush..."

"Oh, which country will that dumbfucklard attack now..."
dumbfucklard by Thandak January 5, 2008

Dumbfuckalitis 

Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.
Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"
Dumbfuckalitis by Cjks January 7, 2016

dumbfuckery

An act of extreme stupidity causing mayhem in one's own and especially others' lives on a very large scale.
Trump's dumbfuckery knows no limits.
dumbfuckery by Keeper of Critters January 28, 2017

Dumbfucksia 

(after your friend accidently staples his hand)

"Dude, too bad there's no cure for dumbfucksia"
Dumbfucksia by Amber December 12, 2003

dumbfucktard 

A person who is unable to follow simple Instructions to perform a simple task and then compounds their ineptness by adding their own particular brand of fucktardiness and dumbfuckery to make matters worse
Harold you dumbfucktard, you had one task and now we have no money, no self respect and no lives!!!!!!
dumbfucktard by Beardstard April 6, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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