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Dumbassitude 

The act of being a dumbass and getting an attitude when someone tells you that you are being a dumbass
Man my friend had a bad case of Dumbassitude after I told him to stop being a dumbass and trying to dump his girl
Dumbassitude by TinShells December 4, 2016
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dumbassitude 

The state of being dumbed down, unconsciously and through inaction, by an external societal force, such as conformity, the media, or the government. Used by legendary hiphop artist Chuck D when he lectured at Saint Joseph's University.
"What we are facing today is the dumbassitude of the American people . . . can I say 'dumbassitude'?"
- Chuck D, Saint Joseph's University 2/11/03
dumbassitude by Illitariat February 12, 2004

Dumbassicide 

Dumbassicide occurs when one's stupid and dumb ass behavior results in their own death.
The thief who was killed when the truck that he was trying to steal ran over his head is a victim of dumbassicide. (True story)
Dumbassicide by Joe_/Scott1 December 9, 2008

Dumbasstitude 

When someone's attitude displays dumbass tendencies, ideas, and just general lack of using ones mental faculties more than should ever be allowed.
If everyone shared your dumbasstitude, this company would be out of business
Dumbasstitude by ITGrrl May 27, 2010

dumassitude 

referring to the general stupidity people show as "dumassitude" by vehemently rejecting any known common sense.
I blame the dumassitude
dumassitude by oatmeal1979 April 8, 2011

Dumbassitree 

When someone is being dumb and is a huge ass you can call them Dumbassitree behind their back.
Used for VERY dumb people.
God Jimbo Bimbo is such a Dumbassitree.
The students will clean up this cesspool of Dumbassitree people.
Dumbassitree by anonymous October 22, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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