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nuke the duke 

When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.

Preferably done at parties
Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.
nuke the duke by marky skaggs August 31, 2008

nuke and duke 

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.
It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

Duke Nukem 

1. Alien Ass Kicker
2. The Man Who Saves Our Chicks
Duke Nukem by Steve October 9, 2003

Duke Nukem 

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time
That's one Doomed space marine...
Duke Nukem by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

duke nukem 

schwarzenegger-esque video game protagonist, who belittles his opponents with saracastic one liners and insulting moves
Little pig, little pig, let me come in, or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll kick your ass in!
duke nukem by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

Duke nukem forever 

The long delayed sequel to Duke nukem 3D. It was lost in development for over 12 years but when it finally came out it essentially killed the Duke Nukem franchise.

It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.

It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.

Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.

They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.

Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful
Duke and gamer on Duke nukem forever

Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.

Gamer: It sucked

Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?

Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*

Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you
Duke nukem forever by Blarny September 19, 2012