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duke nuke

to have haemeroids real bad
the reason im always pissed off is on account of my bad case of duke nuke
by bhb August 16, 2003
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nuke the duke

When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.

Preferably done at parties
Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.
by marky skaggs August 31, 2008
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nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.
It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave
by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016
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Duke Nukem

1. Alien Ass Kicker
2. The Man Who Saves Our Chicks
by Steve October 9, 2003
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Duke Nukem

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time
by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003
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duke nukem

schwarzenegger-esque video game protagonist, who belittles his opponents with saracastic one liners and insulting moves
Little pig, little pig, let me come in, or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll kick your ass in!
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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Duke nukem forever

The long delayed sequel to Duke nukem 3D. It was lost in development for over 12 years but when it finally came out it essentially killed the Duke Nukem franchise.

It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.

It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.

Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.

They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.

Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful
Duke and gamer on Duke nukem forever

Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.

Gamer: It sucked

Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?

Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*

Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you
by Blarny September 19, 2012
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