2 definitions by Pistofficeguy

nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016

King's trio

When a white dude gets a white girl and a black girl at the same time.

Just saw Bill, Jane, and Shaniqua leave the bar. Lucky Dude. Found a King's Trio.

by Pistofficeguy September 3, 2017