dukake 

The act of slinging ropes of jizz on your own face.

Baz Dukaked himself again.

dukake by Gdgb October 4, 2016

Dukkake 

A hybrid of dukie, and bukkake. When one has explosive diarrhea, and unfortunately makes it just shy of the toilet. Therefore, spraying the walls and/or surroundings.

He crapped on the sink and the closet, too. It was a certain dukkake.

Dukkake by 2BBaber September 1, 2013

michael dukakis 

An extreme loser. One who not only looks the part of a loser but acts the part as well. In reference to the Democratic presidential candidate of 1988 with the outrageous eyebrows and some of the worst political strategy ever.

Kid #1: Dude did you see that guy just fall off the roof?

Kid #2: Haha...yeah what a michael dukakis!

michael dukakis by livillgringo April 2, 2009

Dirty Dukakis 

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls eyebrows.

After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty Dukakis.

Dirty Dukakis by ritzcracker June 2, 2006

dukakv 

Russian: "Don't tase me bro."

A Spammer on deals.woot that posts watches and suits.

Wooter: Wow! look at those great deals on watches!

Dukakv: You think thats a great deal? Check out these other 35 deals!

Wooter: Oh your page has a google page rank of like 1/10, i don't think i should trust you.

Dukakv: Quantity over quality!

Woot Staff: Want Tase?

Dukakv: Don't tase me bro.

dukakv by WootFast June 22, 2010

Dukage

The act or physical expression of an "artistic" shit: one the taker can be exceedingly proud of and satisfied by. Worthy of sharing with others.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm going upstairs for a dukage... I'll be back in an hour."

Dukage by AmosDog April 14, 2009

Kitty Dukakis 

A "Kitty Dukakis" is an "Arnold Palmer Beverage (also referred to by white trash as twisted tea)" with a shot (or two) of good Citron/Lemon Vodka added. Though Kitty would probably have just poured in some hairspray!

This drink was first created at the Moana Surfrider Resort on Waikiki Beach on the Island of Oahu in the US State of Hawaii.

Trying to be funny I ordered a "Kitty Dukakis" from the cocktail waitress, to which she replied "huh".
I gave her the recipe and explained that Kitty would drink this because it looked like an "Arnold Palmer" and you couldn't smell the vodka on her breath. She took it hook, line and sinker!

Two years later I was in Waikiki again, we sit down and I order a "Kitty Dukakis" my friend laughs, the cocktail waitress says "do you want that with citron or regular vodka?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I get a Kitty Dukakis? Tell the bartender to use a good Citron Vodka!

Kitty Dukakis by OneLane August 27, 2013