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dukakv

Russian: "Don't tase me bro."

A Spammer on deals.woot that posts watches and suits.
Wooter: Wow! look at those great deals on watches!

Dukakv: You think thats a great deal? Check out these other 35 deals!

Wooter: Oh your page has a google page rank of like 1/10, i don't think i should trust you.

Dukakv: Quantity over quality!

Woot Staff: Want Tase?

Dukakv: Don't tase me bro.
by WootFast June 22, 2010
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michael dukakis

An extreme loser. One who not only looks the part of a loser but acts the part as well. In reference to the Democratic presidential candidate of 1988 with the outrageous eyebrows and some of the worst political strategy ever.
Kid #1: Dude did you see that guy just fall off the roof?

Kid #2: Haha...yeah what a michael dukakis!
by livillgringo April 2, 2009
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Dirty Dukakis

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls eyebrows.
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty Dukakis.
by ritzcracker June 2, 2006
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Kitty Dukakis

A "Kitty Dukakis" is an "Arnold Palmer Beverage (also referred to by white trash as twisted tea)" with a shot (or two) of good Citron/Lemon Vodka added. Though Kitty would probably have just poured in some hairspray!

This drink was first created at the Moana Surfrider Resort on Waikiki Beach on the Island of Oahu in the US State of Hawaii.

Trying to be funny I ordered a "Kitty Dukakis" from the cocktail waitress, to which she replied "huh".
I gave her the recipe and explained that Kitty would drink this because it looked like an "Arnold Palmer" and you couldn't smell the vodka on her breath. She took it hook, line and sinker!

Two years later I was in Waikiki again, we sit down and I order a "Kitty Dukakis" my friend laughs, the cocktail waitress says "do you want that with citron or regular vodka?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I get a Kitty Dukakis? Tell the bartender to use a good Citron Vodka!
by OneLane August 27, 2013
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Shlitty-Dukakis'ed

A synonym for shitfaced. Can be used to describe a crazy night out with the bros.
"Bro I had way too much to drink last night, I was shlitty-dukakis'ed"
by james4lenza April 23, 2019
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Dukakis

What you say in agreement or realization of something often in a sarcastic tone
You: "Woah I just realized the Earth is round"
Me: "Ah, dukakis"
by TheGreatPerhaps June 15, 2011
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dukaki

When many guys take a collective shit on a girls face.
"Yo, last night was awesome. This crazy girl loved to get shit on!" said Dave
"I can't believe I missed the DUKAKI!" replied Erik
by Wegis April 2, 2008
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