dufuq

pretty much just wtf. or .....the fu**

Guy: who dufuq is that girl?

by thecooliestthingever!!! August 15, 2012

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

by fleek ass eyebrows January 24, 2015

Dufus Moronicus

the combination of a dufus and a moron

"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."

by chitsb January 9, 2009

Dafuq

Short for "The fuck?"

Dafuq?

by I eat swag for breakfast February 9, 2015

wat dafuq

It simply means "What the fuck", just poorly typed, possibly in an attempt to sound "cool".

*Online*
Bob: I want to be a giraffe

Jimmy: wat dafuq
Bob: Learn to type.

by uwotm80 June 1, 2015

dufuzi

The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or contradictory rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the United States) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from incarceration, eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their unknown, mysterious leader is the Duphin.

The Dufuzi required a 6 year old immigrant child to represent himself in court against charges made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that he had crossed the border "illegally." The Dufuzi required that untrained, semi-literate workers secretly analyze handwritten signatures to determine if a registered, minority voter could vote in Georgia. The Dufuzi read the instructions from the teleprompter during the Fox News morning broadcast, so that the Doofus in Chief knew what he would say each day.

by ernesto7654321 November 30, 2018

Defuq

Pronounced 'Dee- Fuck' Comes from mixing together 'What', 'The', 'Fuck?'

An expression which is usually due to a. disbelief or b. drunkenness.

'Defuq was that?' or 'Defuq you doing?!'

by Hellothere14279580 September 22, 2012