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The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or contradictory rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the United States) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from incarceration, eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their unknown, mysterious leader is the Duphin.
The Dufuzi required a 6 year old immigrant child to represent himself in court against charges made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that he had crossed the border "illegally." The Dufuzi required that untrained, semi-literate workers secretly analyze handwritten signatures to determine if a registered, minority voter could vote in Georgia. The Dufuzi read the instructions from the teleprompter during the Fox News morning broadcast, so that the Doofus in Chief knew what he would say each day.
dufuzi by ernesto7654321 November 30, 2018
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Dufusitis 

Dufusitis is a persistant, apparent brain disorder affecting rational, functional, logical thoughts, typically during support calls. Key symptoms of dufusitis; repeated samples accompanied by stubbornness, short-sightedness and selfishness.
Man, that customer called again on the same issue-that's 3 days in a row, they must be suffering from dufusitis.
Dufusitis by lewcocoug May 4, 2009
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dufubitch 

She is such a dufubitch, it makes me sick!

Oh that dufubitch? Yeah nobody likes her.
dufubitch by JohnGustuvson08 August 24, 2007

Duduzile 

A natural girl with a beautiful, kind heart. Has a great sense of humor and can make you laugh and feel loved when you need it most. She is very spiritual and is a prayer warrior. Beware, she has a smart mouth and doesn't like to sugarcoat things. She may be blunt but her heart is always in the right place and her intentions are good. Many may call her weird because of how she thinks and the music she listens to but she always stays true to herself. A real one.
Is that a unicorn? No, it's just Duduzile.
Duduzile by Ntokazi November 24, 2021

Duduzile 

It means comforted and consoled
Duduzile is always cheering people up.
Duduzile by anonymous November 23, 2021

dufuznik 

an extremely cool person. someone that is so ridiculously amazing they had to create a whole new word.Awesome beyond all belief.
the dufuznik totally looked at me today! She's so freaking awesome!
dufuznik by Plant Life February 17, 2009

Duduzile 

A beautiful you soul. A kind of soul to have around you . A soul which is kind , helpful and enthusiastic... If you have a Duduzile in your life consider her a godsent coz she's so amazing...
Guy: Who's she ?

Guy2 :She is Duduzile the girl who has a clean and pure heart.
Guy:I think I want her part of my life