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Someone who acts dumb, trying to be funny amd/or smart.
Dofuss.
"Usually a male in his midteens to to mid twenties who constantly smiles and slides in poor taste jokes at inappropriate times. Usually slightly over weight, tall, wears glasses (broken) and has a hygine problem. Unable to interact socially with others or hold a job, and has carried the title of dork when younger.See that guy with the big feet, greasy hair and the baggy pants?

You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?

Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.

dooface, duface, r tard, dork, target
Source: mr.steevo, Canada, Nov 2, 2005"
dufuce by KillYourHater December 28, 2005
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Usually a male in his midteens to to mid twenties who constantly smiles and slides in poor taste jokes at inappropriate times. Usually slightly over weight, tall, wears glasses (broken) and has a hygine problem. Unable to interact socially with others or hold a job, and has carried the title of dork when younger.
See that guy with the big feet, greasy hair and the baggy pants?

You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?

Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.
dufuce by mr.steevo November 3, 2005
More colorful version of "What the fuck?" most often used when caught off-guard by loud sounds or animals flying past your face too fast to tell what they are; also during moments of self-reflection brought on by new sets of facts or personal epiphanies.
30 year old at Spring Break upon realizing he's a 30 year old at Spring Break: "Dufuck I'm doing here?"

20 year old at Spring Break upon seeing 30 year old at Spring Break: "Dufuck he's doing here?"

Everyone at Spring Break when DMX grabs the mic and grunts nonsensically: "Dufuck he just say??"
dufuck by publicationsamples May 15, 2014
A person who acts in an ungraceful manner.
That boy dances like a duface.
duface by Nick Crist September 26, 2006

duface or dooface 

Former late night, drive-thru, employee of a Yonkers, Ny Taco Bell who is extremely under-educated and partially retarded. Most memorable saying: "We're out of beef", which was barely audible between the crackling of the drive-thru speaker and the fact that he is partially retarded.
Yo J.W., I can't believe Duface is working again. Fuck this retard, lets go to the light for some wings instead.
duface or dooface by chad28 March 31, 2003
Suffering a sudden bozo eruption Bob began to regale us with his dufusery.
Dufusery by Mr. S.A. Beaver June 4, 2023

defucerate 

To unfuck something; to return something to a desirable state from an undesirable state. Deriving from the Latin verb "to fuck" - fucēre.
I will defucerate that mess after we both defucerate my fucked-up car.
defucerate by Scholar Of Time October 9, 2023
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