chitsb's definitions

Covfefe19

An infectious virus known to cause Pandumics. People infected are typically old, boorish, and think it’s just a cough. It especially affects state leaders who think the grappling effects of covid19 is merely fake news.

He’s shaking hands and not practising social distancing. Is he crazy?

Oh he has the Covfefe19 so is completely immune to everything else. Don’t worry, it’s just a cough. And he’s not in the ICU that’s just fake news.

by chitsb April 10, 2020

Acaperson

An acaperson is someone who discounts lived experiences with academic discourse. They are more keen to spew theory and let others know just how much they have read, instead of listening to, or paying attention to real world experiences.

The need to educate others, especially when not asked for, (or acasplain) is stronger than the need for discourse and debate.

Jane: I struggled with veganism because I couldn’t afford non-dairy alternatives
Karen: But dairy will end the world by 2034. I read a report about it and it says that...
Jane: Karen, please stop being an acaperson. None of your reports will explain to you what I experienced.

Karen: Well ok. But I want to continue this conversation over acai berry smoothies. You really need to know how damaging dairy is...

by chitsb January 15, 2021

ayyo

A popular curse word used in South India. It is not an abusive word, but a swear word similar to "dang" or "drat"

Ayyo! a traffic jam when I'm already late to work!

by chitsb January 9, 2009

Geekariffic

when geeky becomes the new cool

"You have gotta try wearing sports shoes with formal pants!! It's totally geekariffic!"

by chitsb January 9, 2009

David Wowie

a state of being when you are Ziggy Stardusted

"She has been obsessing over shiny spandex clothes and Ziggy Stardust. Methinks she is in a David Wowie state of mind."

by chitsb January 9, 2009

Complisult

A compliment that is really an insult, or an insult that is really a compliment

"He called me a wannabe geek. Now I'm not sure if he was being nice or mean. I suppose he meant it as a complisult"

by chitsb January 9, 2009

acaperson

An acaperson is someone who discounts lived experiences with academic discourse. They prefer to spew theory and prove how much they know instead of paying attention to real world praxis. They are all too keen to educate others whether it was invited or not.

Jane: I really struggle with veganism because of how expensive the dairy alternatives are
Karen: But studies have shown that dairy will make the world end by 2034. Here take a look at this report

Jane: Karen, please hear me out instead of being an acaperson.

Karen: Ok, but I want to talk about this over an acai berry smoothie.

by chitsb January 15, 2021