17 definitions by chitsb

An infectious virus known to cause Pandumics. People infected are typically old, boorish, and think it’s just a cough. It especially affects state leaders who think the grappling effects of covid19 is merely fake news.
He’s shaking hands and not practising social distancing. Is he crazy?

Oh he has the Covfefe19 so is completely immune to everything else. Don’t worry, it’s just a cough. And he’s not in the ICU that’s just fake news.
by chitsb April 10, 2020
when geeky becomes the new cool
"You have gotta try wearing sports shoes with formal pants!! It's totally geekariffic!"
by chitsb January 9, 2009
His high-jump was highlarious!
by chitsb December 30, 2009
Hari Pothead is an unfortunate orphan who grew up to be a dope addict with some pretty serious delusions about being a wizard and all. His addiction left him with a serious head injury and an ugly scar on the forehead.

When he is not high, he is sweeping the streets, and when no one is looking, he likes to get nasty with the broomstick. He tried to be a snake-charmer when he realised his charm never worked on the ladies. Unfortunately the only snake that did not bite him (Nagini), left him for his sworn enemy after she explained that she was NOT a woman in disguise.
dude...you gotta slow down with the grass...you don't want to end up getting sorcerer stoned like Harry Pothead
by chitsb August 15, 2011
The act of getting high by snorting cocaine placed on your knuckles.
Those knuckle-heads were on a white knuckle ride all night!
by chitsb January 25, 2011
So ugh its fantastic
"Did you see that grey cockroach that scuttled by? Ughtastic!"
by chitsb January 9, 2009
the offspring of a highly evolved woman and an ape
I won't be shocked if the future ends up being a planet of wapes
by chitsb December 31, 2009