wape

the offspring of a highly evolved woman and an ape
I won't be shocked if the future ends up being a planet of wapes
by chitsb December 30, 2008
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Acaperson

An acaperson is someone who discounts lived experiences with academic discourse. They are more keen to spew theory and let others know just how much they have read, instead of listening to, or paying attention to real world experiences.

The need to educate others, especially when not asked for, (or acasplain) is stronger than the need for discourse and debate.
Jane: I struggled with veganism because I couldn’t afford non-dairy alternatives
Karen: But dairy will end the world by 2034. I read a report about it and it says that...
Jane: Karen, please stop being an acaperson. None of your reports will explain to you what I experienced.

Karen: Well ok. But I want to continue this conversation over acai berry smoothies. You really need to know how damaging dairy is...
by chitsb January 15, 2021
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Covfefe19

An infectious virus known to cause Pandumics. People infected are typically old, boorish, and think it’s just a cough. It especially affects state leaders who think the grappling effects of covid19 is merely fake news.
He’s shaking hands and not practising social distancing. Is he crazy?

Oh he has the Covfefe19 so is completely immune to everything else. Don’t worry, it’s just a cough. And he’s not in the ICU that’s just fake news.
by chitsb April 10, 2020
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Qwae

a general feeling of weirdness, or the sound your tummy makes when it is upset
"I am feeling very qwae qwae"

"My stomach must be upset cos it keeps going qwae"
by chitsb January 09, 2009
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Harry Pothead

Hari Pothead is an unfortunate orphan who grew up to be a dope addict with some pretty serious delusions about being a wizard and all. His addiction left him with a serious head injury and an ugly scar on the forehead.

When he is not high, he is sweeping the streets, and when no one is looking, he likes to get nasty with the broomstick. He tried to be a snake-charmer when he realised his charm never worked on the ladies. Unfortunately the only snake that did not bite him (Nagini), left him for his sworn enemy after she explained that she was NOT a woman in disguise.
dude...you gotta slow down with the grass...you don't want to end up getting sorcerer stoned like Harry Pothead
by chitsb August 18, 2011
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Geekariffic

when geeky becomes the new cool
"You have gotta try wearing sports shoes with formal pants!! It's totally geekariffic!"
by chitsb January 09, 2009
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David Wowie

a state of being when you are Ziggy Stardusted
"She has been obsessing over shiny spandex clothes and Ziggy Stardust. Methinks she is in a David Wowie state of mind."
by chitsb January 09, 2009
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