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A common misspelling of the word "douche" often typed frantically by 12-year-old children in an attempt to insult strangers via the internet.
"omfg dude u r a duesch bag"
duesch by Gyrapage March 12, 2007

dueschrocket 

A person who has ascertained a position of such high dueschbaggery that he takes dueschness to a level out of this world.
I was trying to buy beer with my fake ID and the dueschrocket behind me told the cashier I was underage.

My roommate left right after the party and didn't show up again until after the apartment was cleaned up, what a dueschrocket.
dueschrocket by The Grundler December 31, 2009

Dudeshot 

That awkward scene in a porn video where the camera cuts to the guy's face, and boom, before you know it, you've been fapping to a fat bearded guy's face for twenty seconds.
Guy 1: "I was masturbating like crazy to this awesome video, and suddenly, the camera starts focussing on the dude's face."
Guy 2: "Looks like you got hit by the Dudeshot."

dudescriminate 

When a guy only tells some of his dudes a secret instead of all of them.
David its not cool to dudescriminate against Jared.
dudescriminate by XUSWIM March 5, 2011

dudescriminate 

When you tell one of your dudes something but not all of them.
Its not cool to dudescriminate against the rest of us.
dudescriminate by xuswim March 18, 2011

duesch bag 

1) the vile smelly mixture of water, yeast, cum, and whatever else that has been inserted in or living in the vagina that comes out after squirting water in a dirty, usually old, vagina or "duesching." The water is inserted from a bag and subsequently collected in the baag.

2) A guy who thinks he is cool but in reality is the equivalent of a bag of duesch.

3) George Bush
Johnny is such a duesch bag.
duesch bag by irishprick October 24, 2005
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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