duesch 

A common misspelling of the word "douche" often typed frantically by 12-year-old children in an attempt to insult strangers via the internet.

"omfg dude u r a duesch bag"

duesch by Gyrapage March 12, 2007

duesch 

someone who is being a major buttmunch; someone who has qualities of being full of shit

Curtis, quit being a duesch!

duesch by Cat-like Reflexes May 9, 2005

duesch 

Someone who is a jackass, dickhead, cocky, or a jeffrey.

Hey jeffrey, stop being a duesch.

duesch by Spot March 9, 2004

duesch bag 

1) the vile smelly mixture of water, yeast, cum, and whatever else that has been inserted in or living in the vagina that comes out after squirting water in a dirty, usually old, vagina or "duesching." The water is inserted from a bag and subsequently collected in the baag.

2) A guy who thinks he is cool but in reality is the equivalent of a bag of duesch.

3) George Bush

Johnny is such a duesch bag.

duesch bag by irishprick October 24, 2005

Duesch Nossle 

A straight up, mutha fuckin', bitch ass, faggot.

"Dude, Josh Strait is such a duesch nossle man!"

Duesch Nossle by Mike Teezy May 8, 2008

duesch bag idiot 

D.B.I. for short, a complete dumbass who only says and does things that totally piss you off and ruin your day. Every group of friends has at least one of these, yet somehow he or she remains part of the group, mostly becuase he or she is fun to laugh AT, not with.

Why did you bring patrick to the party? All he ever does is say dumbass shit all day! He is a complete duesch bag idiot!!

duesch bag idiot by matt square patchett July 25, 2008

duesch bag 

A bag in which certain individuals keep their feces when they are not able to use the restroom.

Hold on, I think my duesch bag is full.

duesch bag by Giggles November 11, 2003