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Don't say a fucking word
Girl 1: hey hun, how was your date?

Girl 2: you won't believe what happened.

Girl 1: what, girl.

Girl 2: i shit myself.

Girl 1: GASP!

Girl 2: Dsafw!
dsafw by himdude July 26, 2010
Words you can keep
Acronym: Did Society A Favor. Usually meaning noone will care if someone kill offs a low life scum criminal.
CROOK: Forget you cop, I'll beat the rap.

COP: (shoves gun in crooks mouth) We're in the middle of nowhere, this .38 is clean and there's half a million of them out there. Everyone knows you're a no good scum sucking dealer. With all the other open homicides, I can pop you one right here and now and noone will waste time trying to solve it. It'll be classified under DSAF!
DSAF by Eddy May 23, 2007
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dsafw DSAF DSFW Dafwa Dafweeb dafwof Deafwannabe DIAFWACUYA DIAFwich dsadwasd
The best fnaf fangame ever
It has murder and gay people
Person: Whats your favorite fnaf fangame?
Me: dsaf
Person: Whats dsaf?
Me: Sit down, imma tell you a story
dsaf by SStereotypical December 14, 2021
The short name for an amazing Five nights at Freddy's fangame, Dayshift at Freddy's. Starring some guy working the dayshift at Freddy Fazbender's, it's a fucking lit game with animatronic fox strippers. There are 3 games in total, and there won't be anymore as far as I know.
person 1 Hey! have you played dsaf?
person 2 No, why?
person 1 Ha! Only nerds haven't played it
person 2 Go away table humper
dsaf by cookiecat231 January 10, 2022
DSFW, "Do Some F***ing Work", an acronym derived from the more common NSFW, used when someone is clearly losing time on the interwebz (probably looking and NSFW content) and discussing about it in a chat.
- A: Did you see this?
- B: Awesome!
- A: And wait, I had a link...
- B: Yeah, but in that movie they weren't exactly cool
- C: DSFW!
DSFW by Folletto August 28, 2011

dsawdsawdsawdsawsdawdsawdsawdsaw 

when gamers are bored they sometimes type wasdwasdwasd. dsawdsawdsaw is just wasdwasdwasd backwards.
they are forcing me to wright dsawdsawdsawdsawsdawdsawdsawdsaw in a sentence.
: Link me in like 10mins br
:Dsaw my nigga
DSAW by Snart25678 April 8, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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