dsafw

Don't say a fucking word

Girl 1: hey hun, how was your date?

Girl 2: you won't believe what happened.

Girl 1: what, girl.

Girl 2: i shit myself.

Girl 1: GASP!

Girl 2: Dsafw!

by himdude July 26, 2010

fym

short for fuck you mean (short for what the fuck do you mean)

fym is used to show extreme shock or disgust in someone else's statement and used in 2 ways: as a question and as a statement.

True shit, I fucked yo bitch.

Fym you fucked my bitch?

I fucked her fym!

by himdude August 18, 2011

eye veggie

the opposite of eye candy

someone who is good for you but isn't always pleasing in appearance

guy: Look there's my girlfriend.

friend: Damn dude your girl is kinda fugly

guy: I know man but we have a good realationship. She's an eye veggie

by himdude June 22, 2011

paramorgasm

a feeling that occurs only when listening to Paramore, the best band ever!

"That's what you get when you let your heart win..."

*paramorgasm*

by himdude August 18, 2011