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Drynuary 

The practice of not drinking for the entire month of January -- staying "dry" -- usually in response to over-consumption during the holidays. Avoiding alcohol for the month can be seen as a form of New Year's resolution intended to cleanse the liver, promote a more healthy lifestyle, atone for sins of the past, etc. Drynuary usually results in an increase in seeing movies, drinking sparkling water in bars, and hanging out in diners drinking coffee on Saturday nights.

Usually followed by an ill-advised reentry into heavy boozing on February 1st without realizing how badly your tolerance has suffered.
1) After Holiday Party Season, my liver feels like I used it for a speedbag. Time to celebrate Drynuary!

2) Oh, man, I'm so hungover! Drynuary ended yesterday, so I got hammered on two beers.
Drynuary by Clarence Rosario January 20, 2011
Related Words
Dry Anal thus drynal.
Yeah she was sucking me off then i bent her over and gave her drynal

Drynuary 

Spending the entire month of January alcohol-free. To give your liver a rest. Probably won't do any good. So why bother?

Also: a possible vaginal affliction.

(From an article that appeared in "The AWL" by Jolie Kerr and John Ore.)
John: "So, how's your Drynuary going?"

Jolie: "STFU."
Drynuary by Merk R. Bjork January 21, 2011
A buzzword filled-meeting (sync) of consultant bros over alcohol. Where business meets pleasure.
Architect: It's 6PM on Friday - do we have to meet?

Solution Owner: Yes, but let's grab a drync at the hotel bar so we can get slizzard at the same time.
drync by TANKito July 9, 2021

Ricicle Dryness

RICE IKKLE DRYNESS

The dryness of the foreskin or loss of moisture on the end of the penis.
Oh Steve i was out in the sun for 3 hours and i went to pee and i found symptoms of ricicle dryness and droplets of smegma.
Ricicle Dryness by Branpkstain December 3, 2010

secondhand dryness

When your friend sends you screen shots of texts from a fuckboi that are so gross/offensive/insulting, it makes you turned off too.
"That dick pic Chad sent you was so gross, it gave me secondhand dryness"