drynoodling

To drynoodle: the act of eating a noodle-based instant snack meal without first adding boiling water. Likely causes of drynoodling are impatience, hunger and forgetfulness.

Bill: How was your meal?

Ted: Not good. I was in a rush so I had to drynoodle it.

Bill: You've got to quit drynoodling, it's going to kill you!

Ted: I know, have you got any water?

drynoodling by spamwonderfulspam June 17, 2009

Droodling

When you torment a loved one, but are too scared to fight a bully.

For being rude to his brother, but being a coward before his bully Jasper was accused of droodling.

Droodling by Milos Weens July 31, 2018