Dryness

Adverb or Adjective; to preform or experience a dry task

Working at 3am is pure Dryness

by toni2toes June 14, 2010

Ricicle Dryness

RICE IKKLE DRYNESS

The dryness of the foreskin or loss of moisture on the end of the penis.

Oh Steve i was out in the sun for 3 hours and i went to pee and i found symptoms of ricicle dryness and droplets of smegma.

by Branpkstain December 3, 2010

secondhand dryness

When your friend sends you screen shots of texts from a fuckboi that are so gross/offensive/insulting, it makes you turned off too.

"That dick pic Chad sent you was so gross, it gave me secondhand dryness"

by jeremygotascooter September 26, 2017

Vaginal Dryness

1. n, When a guy hasn't turned you on enough. The opposite of Vaginal Wetness. Sandpaperesque.

2. n,The Archenemy of the Nymphomaniacal Orgy of Justice

1. Dude, that chick's vaginal dryness totally rubbed my dick raw.

2. Vaginal Dryness totally braniganed the Freelance Fucker today. We almost lost her...

by NymphOrgJustice October 26, 2009

her dryness

A self entitled decaying and dehydrated cunt who believes her ex-husband owes her everything.

After running her credit, the car sales man informed her dryness that the Lexus was out of the question. "But I get a huge amount of alimony, and besides, I DESERVE THIS", Mary explained. The sales man then added that the dead skunk odor wafting up between her legs probably had something to do with her being single and would also make any transaction impossible.

by gravitysucks March 16, 2014

ricikle dryness

when your skin is so dry and crispy it looks like a ricikle

the crustation of the bellend

my bellend is getting crispy its ricikle dryness

by frank skin November 23, 2010