30 definitions by King Shit

nervous sphincter

an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts

You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

luscious

sensually appealing

Goddamn, she has a luscious ass!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

mess

1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy

1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.

by King Shit January 17, 2003

mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

by King Shit January 17, 2003

sewage

mixture of piss, shit, and used toilet paper that is treated and then dumped in the ocean or on/under land

Do you realise that you're swimming in a sewage run-off creek?

by King Shit January 19, 2003

sphincter

a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening

I had to shit the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. I kept thinking "Sphincter, don't fail me now!"

by King Shit January 19, 2003

tossing his salad

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

by King Shit January 19, 2003