30 definition by King Shit

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to hump another while wearing clothing, mimicking sexual intercourse
I dry humped her last night, so maybe I'll get the real thing tonight!
by King Shit January 18, 2003

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a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening
I had to shit the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. I kept thinking "Sphincter, don't fail me now!"
by King Shit January 19, 2003

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sensually appealing
Goddamn, she has a luscious ass!
by King Shit January 18, 2003

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A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill; also: Silent but violent, SBD
Your farts aren't that bad when compared to Grandpappie's ol' silent but deadlies.
by King Shit January 16, 2003

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to have anal intercourse; compacting the feces in the intestines by means of the male genitals during anal sex
I wanna fudge-pack you, Bitch!
by King Shit January 18, 2003

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a very sexy ass
Chelsea has such a hot ass, man!
by King Shit January 19, 2003

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An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation
He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.
by King Shit February 26, 2003

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