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Dry ass is when u wipe to hard and your asshole gets all dry and that skin cracks and u start bleeding. There is no known cure for dry ass. It is the absolute worst.
β€œDude I was just walking the other day and felt a sharp pain on my asshole. I then realized that I had been struck by dry ass for wiping too hard when I took that massive dookey earlier today.”
by Da A-Team October 13, 2018
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Used to indicate that someone is intentionally performing an action , typically an action that isnt favorable, or one that goes against the normal or expected behavior . Also used to indicate that the person is doing an action in this manner , despite social or ethical guidelines
" That guy just DRY-ASS jumped in line . I know he sees us all here" .

" That guy just DRY-ASS snitched us out because we wouldn't let him come to the party ".
by Eedwards7891 October 19, 2018
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A sack filled with hay for a teamster to sit on when riding on snowy, frozen logs.
Hey Earl! Ya got any extra dryasses for me to sit on? My ass is getting damn cold back here!
by brody barnabus February 28, 2012
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