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drunkussion

Possibly suffering a concussion while being extremely under the influence of alcohol. But you can't be sure it's a concussion because of how drunk you are.
When I left the bar last night I tripped and fell off the curb and hit my head on the street. I think I got a drunkussion.
by j_beningufirudo October 3, 2015
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drunkuisine

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.
Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.
by Badwig September 28, 2009
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druncussion

a violent shock to the brain caused by either a singular shot of especially lethal alcohol or intense binge drinking; an alcoholic punch to the base of the brain; can have long-term impact; not to be confused with a hangover
I visited my brother in Portland last week and that drink I had at Teardrop Bar gave me a druncussion.
by GRush March 12, 2009
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drunkfession

noun; confession made when under the influence of alcohol. Often made to friends, but also arises between enemies. Drunkfessions normally reveal hidden intentions/feelings of people.
It turns out Steve told everyone he made out with his cousin during a drunkfession he had at the last party.
by Joseph Alexander July 20, 2008
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drunkscussions

Really super deep discussions had under heavy influence of alcohol, usually where revelations are had that are not to be remembered the next day.
"Do you remember those things we talked about last night?", "Nope, too bad they were drunkscussions..."
by PumpkinDrublic August 2, 2013
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Drunkuition

Intuition, but drunk; usually horny and wrong; incorrect in nature but feels oh so right
My drunkuition tells me that I should definitely have sex with my best friend's ex-boyfriend, he's hot and she won't care.

If he was sober he would not have fist pumped on the dance floor, but his drunkuition told him it was a great idea.
by Diamond88 July 23, 2012
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drunklusion

An illusion that only confuses you when you're drunk.
I felt drunk but when I went into the club the fancy lights and strobes gave the drunklusion that I was sober, so I had to buy more drinks.
by Marilama March 6, 2016
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