drunkussion 

Possibly suffering a concussion while being extremely under the influence of alcohol. But you can't be sure it's a concussion because of how drunk you are.

When I left the bar last night I tripped and fell off the curb and hit my head on the street. I think I got a drunkussion.

drunkussion by j_beningufirudo October 3, 2015

drunkuisine 

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.

Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.

drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009

druncussion 

a violent shock to the brain caused by either a singular shot of especially lethal alcohol or intense binge drinking; an alcoholic punch to the base of the brain; can have long-term impact; not to be confused with a hangover

I visited my brother in Portland last week and that drink I had at Teardrop Bar gave me a druncussion.

druncussion by GRush March 12, 2009

drunkfession 

noun; confession made when under the influence of alcohol. Often made to friends, but also arises between enemies. Drunkfessions normally reveal hidden intentions/feelings of people.

It turns out Steve told everyone he made out with his cousin during a drunkfession he had at the last party.

drunkfession by Joseph Alexander July 20, 2008

drunkscussions 

Really super deep discussions had under heavy influence of alcohol, usually where revelations are had that are not to be remembered the next day.

"Do you remember those things we talked about last night?", "Nope, too bad they were drunkscussions..."

drunkscussions by PumpkinDrublic August 2, 2013

Drunkuition 

Intuition, but drunk; usually horny and wrong; incorrect in nature but feels oh so right

My drunkuition tells me that I should definitely have sex with my best friend's ex-boyfriend, he's hot and she won't care.

If he was sober he would not have fist pumped on the dance floor, but his drunkuition told him it was a great idea.

Drunkuition by Diamond88 July 23, 2012

drunklusion 

An illusion that only confuses you when you're drunk.

I felt drunk but when I went into the club the fancy lights and strobes gave the drunklusion that I was sober, so I had to buy more drinks.

drunklusion by Marilama March 6, 2016