Confuses
Jay Von Kralzenx: It's not easily confuses with another game 😭
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah
Confuses by Jay Von Kralzenx July 25, 2024
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Confused him
Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.
Student A: Should be refuse
All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Student A: Should be refuse
All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021
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Color Confused
Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"
Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011
Confusebooking
When an individual proceeds to change his or her status to a confusing statement or phrase that leaves the reader with questions of either the authors state of mind or motive.
This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
Steve: Dude, what is up with Bill?
Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.
Example Status:
Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.
Example Status:
Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
Confusebooking by DeviousWaffles February 5, 2010
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