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drunkonary 

used to decipher drunk texts your friends send
chpis i lobved uf=
Drunkonary
Chris i love you
drunkonary by wonder whizz April 10, 2010
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drunktionary 

all the words that can't be understood unless you are drunk.
Dude we need a drunktionary to understand tom.
drunktionary by lealea1003 February 7, 2010

drunkonality 

The personality a person has when they drink or get drunk that is significantly different from their normal personality. This can be good or bad depending on the person/situation and level of intoxication.
Girl 1 : I saw you at the party with that guy you've been drooling over. How did THAT go ?

Girl 2 : Are you serious ? You saw him ! He was acting like a fucking idiot ! He had a drunkonality that made me want to have his ass kicked. It was SO embarrassing, I ended up ditching his ass !

Guy 1 : Hey that chic you were with last night was hot, man. Where did you meet her at ?

Guy 2 : Yeah, we work together. She has an awesome drunkonality too, we have a blast wherever we go kick it. She's cool as hell, I'm really liking this one.
drunkonality by ValeriKCkixass February 21, 2010

drunkocalypse

Impossibilities in the lives of drunks coming to fruition.
Neither Booby nor I drank on St. Patrick's Day. How the world didn't crumble under this drunkocalypse is beyond reason!
drunkocalypse by ZaZopolis March 18, 2010
Dang he was drunkary
drunkary by Taramel May 10, 2016

Drunkocalypse

Based off of the word apocalypse, a drunkocalypse is a crowd of drunk people all gathered taking over a place/ setting, particularly fast food restaurants.
"There's going to be a drunkocalypse tonight"
Drunkocalypse by anonymous March 21, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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