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drooching

to be looking forward to or thirsty for an alcoholic beverage
that was a long week, i'm only drooching.
by CCCCQQQ June 28, 2011
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Serious drooling

Much desire, lust or admiration is shown.
We are looking over the car show and the gentleman's club, so we got some serious drooling to do!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.
Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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Rooching

Someone who dates, or is with a girl because he knows he can't do any better than her or won't try. Someone who is rooching is considered a Rooch.
A: Man, what is Ryan doing over there with that fifty year old fat chick, he shouldn't settle for that?
B: Meh, Hes rooching.
A: what a Rooch.
by orepsmaharg June 21, 2011
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Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
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Mountain Douching

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011
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Email Douching

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.
Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!
by mybosshasitoutforme October 4, 2012
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