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If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.
Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

Drink it Down 

When finding oneself in an embarrasing situation one then grabs their drink (preferably alcoholic) and exclaims "Drink it Down Drink it Down" and then procedes to down their drink. By the time the drink is finished the embarrassing situation has passed and everyone is happy.
El(saying really loudly):"Hey Aoife isn't that that Bill lad that you said was crap in bed?!"

Aoife:"I can't believe you just said that"

El:"Drink it Down Drink it Down" and drinks her drink.

Aoife:"So anyway I says to Mavis I says..." and changes the conversation.
Drink it Down by SmellyElly May 9, 2008

down under drink 

this is the act of taking a beer and dumping it into a vagina then drinking it out
Brittany can you give me a down under drink?
down under drink by praxwald December 6, 2006

Drunk and Down to Fuck

When you're intoxicated and aren't just down to fuck, but you're wasted and just about anything will do.
John was out on Friday night and slept with a cougar who was Drunk And Down To Fuck. God bless alcohol!!!!
Drunk and Down to Fuck by dadtf March 16, 2009

Drunk Downloading 

Getting shittanked and downloading something you would not otherwise download.
Brent downloaded 16 gigs of Captain Planet in a drunk downloading stupor.
Drunk Downloading by Mattius459 September 10, 2011