A cautionary guide to the water of SpringfieldUSA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.
Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.
When finding oneself in an embarrasing situation one then grabs their drink (preferably alcoholic) and exclaims "Drink it Down Drink it Down" and then procedes to down their drink. By the time the drink is finished the embarrassing situation has passed and everyone is happy.
El(saying really loudly):"Hey Aoife isn't that that Billlad that you said was crap in bed?!"
Aoife:"I can't believe you just said that"
El:"Drink it Down Drink it Down" and drinks her drink.
Aoife:"So anyway I says to Mavis I says..." and changes the conversation.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"