drilf 

Distance Runner I'd Like to Fuck

Hey girl, did you see that guy that just ran by?! He is such a drilf

drilf by coughitup October 4, 2010

Drilf 

Dr. I'd like to fuck

I would like to make an appointment with that drilf over there please.

Drilf by JiggyJay_8806 July 17, 2010

drift missile

A car used for drifting that is nonetheless a piece of scrap metal. It provides a foundation for learning/practicing the art of drifting. More or less, a car to fuck shit up without having to worry about it breaking.

Dude are you taking the 2j to track today?
No man I'm bringing the drift missile to work on my angle.

drift missile by 2j2j2j February 7, 2014

dilfbur 

The name given to a character on the DreamSMP, known as "Wilbur" or "Revivebur" after being revived by Dream.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.

Person 1: "Hey! Did you hear that Wilbur got revived on the DreamSMP?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"

dilfbur by Oh God, Not Urban. May 5, 2021

Drift Tax 

The imaginary monetary value added to any popular rear wheel drive Japanese sport compact at resale due to the fact that they have the ability to drift, and are followed by large groups of fans modifying them to perform at a higher spec.

Unfair to the average buyer, nothing new to the followers of the trend.

Say the Blue Book value of a Nissan 240sx is $1000, now say that you look in your local classifieds in search of one.

You search for a 240sx with the options you prefer, such as a manual transmission. Now comes the disappointing part, the lowest asking price for the car specified is $3000, a large jump from the true value, and a classic case of "drift tax".

In this case, the inflation is due to the fact that the Nissan 240sx is a very popular car in the drifting "scene", praised by fans for it's "capabilities". But most often you will find that these cars do not appear to be anything particularly sporty in stock form, with some you even might consider them to be nothing but eco-boxes dressed up to appear as something they aren't.

"Drift tax" varies in different parts of the world, the West Coast of North America is notorious for high inflation. Keep in mind that this does not only reach out to the 240sx, but almost any popular RWD Japanese sport compact.

Drift Tax by SchwarzGauner March 29, 2010

Tokyo Drift Bowl 

This is when someone takes a large dump in form of a log/turd and as he/she flushes the toilet the log or turd, because of the large consistency, begins to speed down the toilet in an uncontrollably manner without any clear direction producing skid marks which stain the inner rimming of the toilet bowl.

"Man I'm so pissed off Eddie just came in and took a nasty ass dump and gave my toilet a tokyo drift bowl and now I have to clean all this shit up"

Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"

Danny- "Why do you ask?"

Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."

Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "

Tokyo Drift Bowl by Chinchan44 November 23, 2011

DILF 

An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).

Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.

DILF by letmefangirlawhile August 2, 2013