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Universal Duffrage 

The right of any woman to own as many cats as she bloody wants, no matter how much her long-suffering man bitch might object.
I have to get up at 5am every day to amuse 22 loud moggies, while she stays in bed snoring. Bloody universal Duffrage.

X-ray diffraction 

If you don't know the answer to a chemistry question, put "X-ray diffraction"
"How do you determine the electronegativity of an element?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's on the test today?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's the meaning of life?"
"X-ray diffraction"

When in doubt, X-ray diffraction.
X-ray diffraction by Eric Guan March 4, 2008

DrFrostMaths 

It's a hell of a maths website. teachers set homework on it because they can't be bothered to make questions themselves. DrFrostMaths has a tendency to never get the answer right. It doesn't know how decimals work or how to round them. It is also a slang term for someone who sucks at maths.
Teacher: You have DrFrostMaths homework
Class: Nooooo
Ginger Lord: Yeaaahhh
DrFrostMaths by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

diffrent 

I diffrent then everyone.
diffrent by nembrot December 7, 2010

drfroglive 

A huge un-funny man who has a audience of 5 year olds on twitch. He is known for his close friend Random_6555, he lives in Random's shadow.
"YOOOOO DRFROGLIVE IS LIVE"
"FUCK NOW I GOTTA WANK OFF"
drfroglive by hugemuscleman March 12, 2021

a diffrent kettle of fish 

a different situation or person to be dealt with