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diffraction 

Diffraction is the slight bending of light as it passes around the edge of an object. The amount of bending depends on the relative size of the wavelength of light to the size of the opening. If the opening is much larger than the light's wavelength, the bending will be almost unnoticeable
When light comes through a wide whole of a opaque screen there is no diffraction.. The whole must be very tight (less than 1mm)
diffraction by The physist August 31, 2016
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diffraction 

We’re diffraction in our own ways <3

Cesar says there’s a “diffraction” between being lesbian and gay
diffraction by Diffraction December 1, 2018

X-ray diffraction 

If you don't know the answer to a chemistry question, put "X-ray diffraction"
"How do you determine the electronegativity of an element?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's on the test today?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's the meaning of life?"
"X-ray diffraction"

When in doubt, X-ray diffraction.
X-ray diffraction by Eric Guan March 4, 2008

Distraction Cake 

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.
Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) 

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...

distraction dance 

Henry Stickmin dancing with the song Dance Mr. Funnybones playing in the backround.
Aw man, i got distracted by the distraction dance yesterday.

Distraction

A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.
The distraction is online. I won't get any homework done anytime soon.