The next step above a douche bag. This person is extremely arrogant and annoys every person in any room they enter simply by the act of entering said room. Drewche Bags always ask
irrelevant questions to you about themselves and answer their own questions by pointing both their thumbs at themselves and proudly exclaiming, "THIS
GUY!" These questions about themselves often refer to sexual acts that either over-exaggerated or never performed. In fact while a drewche bag brags about
fucking lots of women he is actually in the closet. Drewche bags also claim to be able to imbibe large quantities of
alcohol and not actually reach the point of intoxication even though they are obviously stumbling and slurring their speech after
two drinks.(also drewche bags reading this chuckled to themselves when they read the word quantities because of "tities.") Drewche bags are totally unaware that nobody likes them. One final way to spot a drewche bag is the
annoying overuse of the phrase, "That's what she said."
Joe is such a drewche
bag, we all know he was totally shitfaced and didn't fuck that hot
chick last night; then after he told me about it he wanted to know if I would be his cuddle
buddy tonight.