Drewcifer

The bastard son of Satan. Once revered for his work on the River Styx, hasn't been seen for thousands of years. Legend has it that he rents a two-bedroom apartment in Shawnee, Kansas and works at American Eagle Outfitters. Has confirmed the job is in fact another form of Hell.

In the event of a Drewcifer sighting, just beat him over the head with a rock.

by twilight_sonata April 23, 2008