Drewcifer

The bastard son of Satan. Once revered for his work on the River Styx, hasn't been seen for thousands of years. Legend has it that he rents a two-bedroom apartment in Shawnee, Kansas and works at American Eagle Outfitters. Has confirmed the job is in fact another form of Hell.

In the event of a Drewcifer sighting, just beat him over the head with a rock.

by twilight_sonata April 23, 2008

Drewcifer

Abrasive and certainly hails from New Jersey. The common plebs of Michigan have far too much sand in their vaginas to deal with the adult linguistics of this Jersey Devil. You can be assured that any sighting of Drewcifer will be followed by sightings of Douche Flutes Crying. More often than not the Douche Flute will be then seen typing an email through a sea of tears calling the Drewcifer Unprofessional and whining about hurt feelings.

See also Douche Flute.

Drewcifer is so abrasive that he even hurts the feelings of kittens and puppies.

How dare Drewcifer suggest I do my job and in front of others even, ****VAPE>>>VAPE**** do you have a tissue ?

Drewcifer is so mean he makes my Mangina bleed, do you have an industrial size tampon I can have?

by The real Drewcifer January 13, 2017

deucifer

A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.

"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!

by John April 9, 2008

druciferication

blatent attention-whoring.

The druciferication by various females wouldn't be so bad if they would post at least post naked pics + divx >:(

by bipolar September 20, 2003

Drewtiger

A Very Weak Pokemon, Known for his "Tiger Blast"

Ash:"Drew i chose you! Tiger Blast!" Drewtiger:"RAAAAAR"

by Acpalerjax50 March 23, 2008

Drewpiter

(N) A behemoth of a structure in space made up of rock and debris, minimum mass required to be labeled as a Drewpiter 317.8 M⊕ which is the same as Jupiter's mass hence the name.

(Adj) Something or Someone of unbelievable size and/or weight

(N) The Sun's mass is great enough to be labeled a Drewpiter

(Adj) Justin is so fat he's a Drewpiter

by ENF FIlms January 8, 2017

Drewsufer

a super duper hot boyfriend.

"Hey Drewsufer! You lookin' fine today!"

by aHbby May 17, 2010